1)      Project
Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a

baby in One month.



2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.



3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine

babies in one month.



4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.



5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even

if no man and woman are available.



6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman;

they'll produce a child with zero resources.



7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is

delivered, they'll just document 9 months.



8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS

to produce a baby